Total Medals Earned: 2,281 (From 500 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,795 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (455/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Seen the yellow magician
Seen the orange magician
Escaped the club dungeon
Escaped the diamond dungeon
Escaped the heart dungeon
Seen the purple magician
Escaped the spade dungeon
Collected all the playing cards
Escaped all dungeons and got the Magician to freedom
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 5/9 (375/470 points)
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Earn over 100,000 dollars